Saturday, September 20, 2025

Fresh Air and Barbecue Smoke

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


Friendship is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Muhammad Ali

My spouse often reminds me that I don't get out into the world often enough, and spend too much time at the drawing board or computer, and she's absolutely right. I do drag myself away from time to time, and early this week I had a long lunch with a friend I haven't seen in months (and that was at the funeral of a mutual friend).

My pal Marcel and I have been trying to coordinate our schedules since the spring, and we finally picked a day and put it on our calendars. We met up at a barbecue place with outdoor seating and sweated in the sun for more than two hours. It was the best break I've had in a long time. We talked about everything and nothing; milestones in our lives, complaints about jobs we've had, and why it took so long to get together. 

After returning to my workspace, I felt so energized that I accomplished as much as I would have if I hadn't taken some time out for social interaction. 

On Sunday, my spouse and I took a long hike through a nature preserve, and I wondered why we didn't do that more often.

These respites from self-imposed workaholism not only renewed me as a human, but they also improved the quality of my work over the following days, which I hope will benefit all of you later in the year.

It's a lesson I intend to remember.



Bizarro correspondent Andrèa D. sent me today's nautical/feline pipe pic, which is a bit of a mystery.




The image appears frequently on the web, but I haven't found a definitive source or reliable information on it. Every occurrence is from the same scan with that red smear on the photo. Sometimes it's captioned as "Dutch sailor with kitten, 1912," but who can say for sure. 

A band or performer called Elysian Shelter used the photo for their 2024 digital single, "The Sailor's Life," which is just an extended instrumental version of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home."

Whatever its origin, it's a pleasant diversion to look at this photo, so I'll simply tip my hat to Andrèa for sharing it with us. We can all use a sweet picture of a cat now and then.



Now, for you friends of Bizarro, here's the latest batch of pictorial humor from Hollywood Gardens, PA.


One of my all-time favorite artists and cartoonists, the prolific yet mysterious Bruce Carleton, snapped back at this gag with the name Parental Guidance Wodehouse, which would make a great band name.

I should do more of these "laundry list" panels, as they are relatively easy to convert to strips.

This therapist/matryoshka mashup was probably inevitable.

A certain cartoonist in the Pittsburgh area once said something very much like the above after a visit with a new PCP. No names, of course.

The character is known to exclaim, "Hulk dote!"

Seems like a sound business model.

I refuse to apologize for this caption.

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I have some extra-studio activities scheduled for the coming week, so I plan to compose and schedule next Saturday's blog entry early. It might be shorter than usual, which could come as a relief to some readers, but all six of the week's gags will be included.


Bonus Track

Michael Hurley: "The Abominable Snowman"
from Broken Homes and Gardens
No Quarter Records, 2025


Michael Hurley was a unique American musician and cartoonist who often did the cover art for his "outsider folk" records. He died at age 83 on April Fools' Day, 2025, but had completed his final album, Broken Homes and Gardens, in March.

Hurley sometimes reworked and rerecorded his songs, such as "The Abominable Snowman," which also appeared on his 1995 album, Parsnip Snips. It's similar in style and content to his classic "Werewolf Song," which he also recorded more than once. Both are sympathetic musings about feared mythical creatures. "The Werewolf Song" was originally recorded for his 1964 LP First Songs, and in a bit of satisfying symmetry, the Werewolf and the Snowman are featured on the LPs that bookend his life and career.

RIP, Doc Snock.




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Saturday, September 13, 2025

Automotive Entertainment

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


Civilization cannot last or advance without culture.
Ahmad Jamal (1930-2023)

Pianist Ahmad Jamal is one of many great jazz musicians who were born in Pittsburgh. He achieved significant commercial success while being respected and admired by his peers.

Miles Davis himself spoke highly of Jamal:
All my inspiration comes from Ahmad Jamal. He knocked me out with his concept of space, his lightness of touch, his understatement, and the way he phrases notes and chords and passages.
Jamal's example is a valuable study for practitioners of any creative pursuit. With a simple trio of piano, bass, and drums, and a delicate touch, he created a body of work that rewards repeated listening. 

I think of Ahmad Jamal when I (attempt to) cook. I limit the ingredients and allow them to do their thing without a lot of distractions. I also try to keep my comic art uncomplicated to serve the gag, which is somewhat paradoxical since Bizarro is sprinkled with our Secret Symbols. The eyeball, flying saucer, pipe, and other symbols should be thought of as seasoning rather than the focus of the visual dish.



Bizarro field correspondent Derek R. brought this week's pipe pic to my attention.



It's a shot of Albert Einstein with Hungarian physicist Leo Szilard, reviewing a letter they sent to Franklin Roosevelt following the 1938 discovery of nuclear fission. The two scientists warned FDR of the potential for the development of extremely powerful and destructive weapons using nuclear chain reactions.


This photo and the accompanying history can be found on the National Park Service's website. This is an excerpt from that page:

The Manhattan Project was a highly significant chapter in America’s history that ushered in the nuclear age, determined how the next war, the Cold War, would be fought, and served as the organizational model behind the remarkable achievements of American "big science" during the second half of the twentieth century.


The Manhattan Project also raised ethical and moral questions among scientists and citizens alike—questions that continue to this day. More than 200,000 people died by the end of 1945 as a direct result of the atomic bombings. The advance of nuclear science has given rise to nuclear energy and medicine as well as radioactive waste and health problems. The Manhattan Project and its legacies are complex as the science that made the project possible.

Thanks to Derek for the photo and history lesson. I recommend checking out the referenced web page before anti-science zealots take it down.




Let's see how the latest Bizarro panels score on understatement and lightness of touch.


Perhaps I should have saved this for Halloween, but I enjoy doing ghostly gags throughout the year.

That "lumberjack" pattern is known as buffalo plaid in the US, but it originated in Scotland as the MacGregor Red and Black tartan.


Tuesday's panel isn't autobiographical. I took Spanish in school.

In response to the cartoon, my good friend Jeff shared this photo of a reference book from his home library. 

Merci, mon frère!

A caption for the eye rather than the ear. It could be considered a "visual pun" since the words "through" and "trough" look very similar without sounding at all alike; a form of misdirection.

I believe this is what's called an unforced error.

Friday's panel resulted from a sketchbook drawing.


The image of a car mechanic doing ventriloquism using a crash test dummy made me smile, but it wasn't until a week later that I came up with dialogue to flesh it out.

I sometimes watch nature documentaries, and although I've seen many examples of the mating and courtship rituals of animals, plant life is rarely covered. 

Thanks for viewing our latest batch of quadrilateral quips. We'll be back with more of this foolishness next week.

Oh, yes, don't forget to check out the Bizarro Fashion Collection in our Comics Kingdom shop.

The holidays will soon be upon us, and you'll want to look your best.


Bonus Track

Ahmad Jamal: "Poinciana"
From the LP At the Pershing: But Not For Me
Argo Records, 1958


Jamal's live recording of "Poinciana" was a massive hit in 1958, and a bestselling album for a decade. 



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Saturday, September 06, 2025

Four Strings, No Waiting

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


We've got technological wonders around us, and we've used them to abrogate all responsibility for everything in our lives.
Harlan Ellison (1934-2018)

This timely observation comes from our pipe pic model of the week: Harlan Ellison, the prolific enfant terrible of science fiction (a term he hated).



It was recommended by field correspondent Glenn G., as well as Kent, a regular blog reader and commenter. 


Glenn also provided some background for those who aren't familiar with Ellison's work:
I thought I'd submit for your approval a pipe pic of my favorite author, Harlan Ellison. I don't know if you are familiar with his stories (mostly in sci-fi short stories) or his many columns of movie and/or television criticism. He wrote a number of memorable TV episodes for The Outer Limits, and one for Star Trek (which is considered by many to be the best ever of the original series), and other short story collections. 
I became enamored of the man and his writing in the '70s. A couple of his most often repeated quotes are: "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity," and my favorite, "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."

You can see many of his short videos of commentary from the '80s on YouTube. Check out Harlan Ellison's Watching.

This is Ellison's second pipe pic to appear on the ol' blogeroo. A little over a year ago, we featured a shot of him writing while on exhibit in a bookshop window.

Big Bizarro thanks to Glenn and Kent for the suggestion, which reminds me, I still haven't read The Last Dangerous Visions, the third and final mammoth volume of the anthology series that Ellison launched in 1967. It's on the pile, and I hope to get to it soon.



I have only myself to blame for the latest batch of Bizarro gags, and am planning to keep it that way. No abrogation of responsibility for us!


Tropical shredding is the training program for aspiring air guitarists.
I decided on a vertical strip layout to showcase the full effect of this misunderstood musical art form.

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Who doesn't love tablesside sserivce?

I drew the cacti as accurately as I could, but their relative sizes are all over the place.

Over the years, what begins as a curricula transport system eventually becomes an adorable fashion accessory.

Thursday's panel imagines a theater where some patrons never have to miss a minute of the performance. Culture plus convenience!

We are all frogs in the skillet.

The book cover in the comic is an homage to Milton Glaser's 1961 cover for the Signet paperback edition. The first time I read 1984, it was this version, and Glaser's simple, effective design is burned into my mind's eye.

As more people return to the office, you can't be too careful.


Our Latest Bizarro Fashion Plate


Sheila H. of Tucson models one of the new "Eye Heart" T-shirts available in the Comics Kingdom Bizarro Shop. These comfy garments come in five different designs and an array of colors.

Our original Jazz Pickle, Pipe of Ambiguity, and Irön Bunnies 
öf Dööm shirts are also still available in the shop. All sales benefit your cartoonists. We'd love to share a photo of you in your BeeTees, too!

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That's the latest nuttiness from my Little Shop of Humor. Stop by again next week if you'd like to see more of this stuff.


Bonus Video

Roy Smeck: "Tiger Rag"
Unknown film source, circa 1920s-1930s


Roy Smeck was a Vaudeville performer who became widely known when Warner Brothers featured him in their first "sync-sound" film in 1926. He made numerous other film appearances and had endorsement deals for guitars, as well as selling sheet music and music instruction books. 

Smeck played Hawaiian guitar, banjo, ukulele, and guitar, as evidenced by this Yazoo LP/CD cover:


Underground cartoonist Robert Crumb did the beautiful hand-lettered titles on the cover. The LP was released in 1976 and is highly recommended. It's even available on your favorite streaming services.




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